The Liminal Apothakary Pharmakon
“We practice what we leech,” 11am to 1pm, Monday-Friday
Calling all disciples of experience and burnt Burners! The Liminal Apothakary Pharmakon is thy primo source for all things mat’ria medica, as determined by our staff of doubtfully artful Plague Doctors, Barber Surgeons, and Sinister Sisters schooled in the non-curative arts and doctrine of signatures.
Bringeth out thy almost-dead and try our all legal, possibly effective elixirs, tonics, stimulants, and placebos.* We’ll humor thy Humours and purify thy souls** with a selection of compounds from melancholy black bile to sanguine sweet blood. Witch-testing and disposal, vials and poisons may be offered for an extra cost, dependent on practitioner’s interest or whim or in consultation with internal voices.
– Approved by the Worshipful Society of Apothakaries and the Guild of Pepperers –
* Smalleth print: all “treatment” subject to accepted insurance. In keeping with local regulations, the Liminal Apothakary Pharmakon shall no longer releaseth evil spirits via a drilled hole in thy head.
** Soul purification not guaranteed. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Crusader Jack’s Panty Shack
For the most wondrous in braies and breeks
Offering sketchy solutions for thy basic Renaissance hygiene, Crusader Jack’s Panty Shack can beest be found at the Liminal Apothakary Pharmakon, while supplies last or the plague prevails.
Make note! Crusader Jack is the preferred purveyor of the Groom of the Stool.